Two very un-true statements made by Matt to Lola:

"You need a nap. If you don't take one you're going to get spanked."
(The first part is true - she does need a nap. The second part is false - do you really think Matt will EVER spank Lola? No.)

"Just because you're 2 feet tall doesn't mean you rule this place."
(Um, yes, she does.)